#ComicBytes: These are the five extremely powerless 'super'heroes in Marvel
Think about superheroes and you often picture a muscular 'manly' man with 14-pack abs and muscles that you didn't know existed. Superheroes are strong. In fact, that's the basic point of being a superhero- to be able to protect others using strength. Some superheroes, however, are simply too weak when compared to their peers. Here are five of them from the Marvel Universe.
A cow who's also a Vampire, and speaks like humans!
The stories of Howard the Duck have some weird characters but not many can reach the level of a cow who was bitten by Dracula and ended up becoming a vampire! Its name is Hellcow and its vampiric milk can cure tuberculosis/grant immortality! The character has teamed up with Deadpool, walks on two legs, has a cow's head but can speak like humans!
Strongest character if his charm was considered a power
Star-Lord in the movies should be the strongest, owing to the fact that he is the son of a frigging planet! But the half-celestial is usually shown to get out of perils using his charm and smarts rather than showing any signs of physical strength. Do note that I'm only talking about his MCU version because in the comics, he is quite powerful.
The weakest/worst evil group of all times in the MCU
Ask any Marvel fan about the worst MCU film, and they will say Thor: The Dark World. The film has a lot of flaws but the worst flaw is its villain Malekith the Accursed and the ancient Dark Elves- they are too weak (although the film tries very hard to prove otherwise). Even with the power of an infinity stone, they just seem unimpressive!
Two normal humans in a team of overpowered beings
The Avengers are a mighty team and together, they have saved the universe on multiple occasions. They have a super soldier, a literal god, the man with the most firepower in the world and even a Hulk! But then, they have Hawkeye and Black Widow, who basically shoot guns and arrows and do martial arts. Pretty sure they aren't the "Thanos killing kind" weapons.
She can convert sound to light (that's it!)
Aptly named Dazzler, this character can convert any sound (except her own voice) to light. She is a trained singer and dancer who can act and roller-skate as well. At her strongest, she can temporarily blind someone. Well, unless they are wearing sunglasses or are Daredevil! She works in the music industry and uses her powers to enhance her performance.
